About Numpty
Numpty is a personal start page — the calm morning view for someone who quit social media and still wants ambient daily awareness.
What it shows
- Your reminders (birthdays, book releases, anniversaries)
- Today's weather where you live
- A word of the day
- Today's calendar events
- What's coming up in the next 30 days
What it deliberately doesn't have
- An algorithm telling you what to look at
- Ads, tracking, or analytics
- Anything that updates while you're not looking
- "For you" recommendations
Privacy
One user (the owner). No third parties. Data lives in a Cloudflare D1 database. Google Calendar access is read-only and revocable from the widget config.